sage // she/her // united states // i will

write lesbian johnlock my goddamn self

kinklock:

sexual innuendo I not only demand but also expect:

• flag going up a flag pole to let us know John’s ED is out of the picture (will also accept other erection visual metaphors, a phallic mushroom growing, whatever)
• Sherlock’s champagne bottle/pop can/whatever spilling over too soon and John looking super smug
• blow job shots (John in his chair, Sherlock bending over to get something, angle makes it look like his head is in his lap, you get me)
• eating food the morning after together (food for sex metaphor)
• miscellaneous references to John “making his position clear”
• Sherlock passing John a salad that John proceeds to toss
• John putting his finger through Sherlock’s symbolic anus button hole