sage // she/her // united states // i will

write lesbian johnlock my goddamn self

futchcassidy:

i love john. i want to take him on a picnic with all his favorite foods including very meaty sandwiches and talk to him about the elbow patches on his clothes and his hair swirl and his emotional repression. and i will tell him everything is okay and he looks good in plaid. and that he is so smart and a good writer, and will look cute in glasses when he needs them in the future. he is so gentle and smart and also hard and tough. we’d go for a walk at dusk and i’d get him to talk about his feelings. then we’d cry

for sherlock i will wrap him up so so tight in the blanket from the back of john’s chair and place him on the rug by the fire and feed him hot cocoa and then let him open a box that i’ve filled with five (5) puppies and i will rub his back and let him cry. then we will play cluedo and i’d let him win. then i’d give him a shampoo in the sink and we’d cry some more and i’d tell him that his torment will soon be over. he won’t believe me but after he and john get together he’d give me a call to begrudgingly tell me i was right