sage // she/her // united states // i will

write lesbian johnlock my goddamn self

• them: you may think that TJLC is a fun idea that makes a lot of people happy and is a step towards adequate LGBT representation in modern media but i am here to tell you the truth: TJLC is a dark, morbid nightmare with giant teeth that lives in a coffin and eats little children at night. TJLC has personally burned down my bungalow where i used to live with my seventeen tame possums that have all been set free now and are on a quest to destroy Kansas City. TJLC owns seventeen crocodiles that feed on innocent baby rabbits. TJLC literally destroyed my life by existing as an abstract idea that is slowly being realised. My great-grand uncle says someone died of TJLC once and we should all get vaccinated. TJLCers have blood on their hands.
• us, sitting in corner, literally minding our own business: what